– D’ye see Brad Pitt wasn’t well? Cancer apparently.
– Ha! He shuda’ tried Go Fund Me instead a’ catfishing desperate housewives.
– Like honestly. What the fuck was she thinking handing over 800,000?
– She wasn’t thinking. And she clearly never seen Pretty Woman.
– Wha’cha mean?
– The rich guys supposed to offer the young one the ball a’ money to make her problems go ‘way. Not the other way round.
– How’ld on a minute. I think yer thinking ov’ Indecent Proposal. Pretty Woman was the one with the hooker and the rich fella In New York. Fall in love and that. Comedy shit.
– Naw that’s not what happened…
– T’is. Remember the poster? Julia Roberts in the black shiny boots yanking yer man Dicky Gere by the tie?
– Strangling him?
– Well, playfully like. She was smiling at the time.
– That’s the doll ye want. Heard ye pay extra for a bit a’ strangling.
– Right? I’ll put it on me bucket list so.
– Put it near the end in case it goes wrong.
– Yeah yeah. Good thinking.
– But here. What was Indecent Proposal then?
– That was where the couple needed money to pay for the house.
– Sounds like me during the crash. Up shit creek we were.
– And in walks big bucks looking for one big buck.
– Lovely.
– Demi Moore was the chick. Robert Redford was the rich fella.
– Demi Moore? Na, here you’re getting all mixed up. It was Sharon Stone in that one.
– Bollocks.
– Seriously. Sharon Stone. Now there was a pair a’ legs.
– Ah com’on, yer thinking Basic Instinct with Micky Douglas. Different movie altogether.
– Ah fuck up and let me think about Sharon Stone.