– Some fucken mess isn’t it.
– Vance in Munich?
– That too. But Gaza. It’s hard to watch.
– Horrific is an understatement.
– Like, everything is flattened. Poor fuckers are digging in the rubble for whatever’s left.
– Ye joking me? They can’t even find where the house was to start digging.
– An’ while I’m at it – see 7th October? Like seriously? Who’s fucken bright idea was that?
– Dunno but talk about a red fucken rag to a bull.
– Big time.

– D’ye reckon the Hama’s top dogs are dead at this stage?
– Dead my hole. They’re chilling somewhere sunny. Apparently they get the virgins before heaven.
– Very little would surprise me – the big dogs always get looked after.
– Bingo.
– And guaranteed there’s some cunt somewhere making stacks a’ money.
– The missile factories.
– Aye. An’ Paddy Palestine stuck in the middle.
– Poor bastard.
– Here. D’you see the height ov’ the Hama’s fellas they rolled out for the hostage handovers? All about 6 foot 10.
– Big big lads alright. Actually I was wondering where they got the clean uniforms for the photo-op?
– Prob’ly Amazon. Always some fucker making money.