Hands Free – Weird Science and the Dire Wolf

Weird Science, Colossal, Dire Wolf, Resurrection

Micky – What’d ye think about resurrecting the dire wolf?
Connor – Are ye talking resurrection à la Zombie Apocalypse?
Micky – No it’s resurrection à la Weird Science but I reckon it’ll cause an Apocalypse.
Connor – Wait – is Kelly LeBrock involved? Cause if she is I’m in like Flynn.

Micky – No she’s not. Anyway it’s a bad idea – they’ll accidentally bring back a virus or some shit.
Connor – Personally I’d concentrate all resources on resurrecting Kelly LeBrock.
Micky – Hold on – ye mean ye’d clone her?
Connor – No, why would I clone a copy of 65 year old Kelly? Clearly I’d resurrect the 20 year old version. God knows we all need a lift. Hundreds of her. Ye could never have enough Kelly’s.
Micky – Fucks sake.
Connor – Go on, clone a few 65 year old versions too if it makes you happy. What’d be wrong with it?
Micky – Speaking of ‘dire’ need and all – how ’bout bring back 55 year old Biden for 2028?
Connor – Now yer talking. With LeBrock as VP.
Micky – Fuck it, why not. But what if the Maga crew bring back Hitler before then?
Connor – Bring him back? Sure isn’t the cunt already running Doge?

Weird Science, Colossal, Kelly LeBrock, Extinction

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