Two Irishmen discuss JD Vance’s encounter with the late Pope

Connor – The Pope got away nicely.
Micky – Dunno. Bit sudden if you ask me.
Connor – Sudden? The man was 88 and virtually dead a fortnight ago.
Micky – But he was back on the payroll giving Mass to beat the band. And then this. Bang. Sudden death.
Connor – Dying at 88 is never sudden.
Micky – And who was the Pope after meeting?

Connor – What?
Micky – I’m saying listening to Vance can’t have been easy.
Connor – Francie didn’t die of complications caused by listening to shite talk.
Micky – Vance is poison on legs.
Connor – So, correct me if I’m wrong… the poison got into Francie’s lungs…?
Micky – Something happened at that meeting and questions need to be asked.
Connor – Nothing to see. Next.
Micky – Right, park that and roll a counter factual.
Connor – The Pope really died at a strip club snorting coke off a hookers ass?
Micky – No. So what would MAGA be saying if it’d been Biden meeting the Pope?
Connor – That’s not as much fun as the strip club.
Micky – Roll with it.
Connor – They’d say Biden killed the Pope.
Micky – Exactly.
Connor – Steve Bannon would do a special on it from the Bunker. Tucker Carlson too.
Micky – Ye have it. They’d find a few defrocked Priests from the arsehole of Somalia who say the Church is being infiltrated by fundamentalist Muslims who want to destroy the West.
Connor – And if the next pope is Pope Mohammad Al Allah Akbar then we know it’s true.

Source article at:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/20/jd-vance-granted-lightning-audience-with-pope-francis-in-vatican