I was reminded of times gone by when a friend sent me a calling card/logo I created circa 1995 for use by myself and a group of likeminded individuals. According to the Urban Dictionary a Shit House Bandit is “Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.”

In anycase, following a prolongued period of increasing graffiti the schools headmaster Blonkers decided to act. But after what must have been a busy and expensive weekend for the school repainting all the toilet cubicles the SHB’s decided to give the walls a final lick. This was one of many such petty, unnecessary and yet highly enjoyable acts of juvenile defiance.

All Blonkers Work, t’was all in vain,

The Shit House Bandit strikes again.