Apologies to fans of  Gloria in Excelsis Deo, I just couldn’t resist…

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Gloria to Gorilla Glue

Angel who just fell from high,

Smashing skull, so sadly wrecked,

You didn’t jump down by yourself!

At least that just what I suspect.

Gloria to Gorilla Glue

Gloria to Gorilla Glue

Oh irony! You just arrived,

In our humble lodgings meek,

Wings of feather! Wife beguiled!

On tag with price, I fear to peek.

Gloria to Gorilla Glue

Gloria to Gorilla Glue

Daughters, sweet as sugar be,

Tell me now, why do you smile?

Did you help the Angel fly,

Albeit for a fleeting while!?

Gloria to Gorilla Glue

Gloria to Gorilla Glue

But dally now, I have not time,

With Gorilla Glue I operate,

Glasses on. Her brains on plate.

Christmas drinks will have to wait.

Gloria to Gorilla Glue

Gloria to Gorilla Glue