Gloria to Gorilla Glue with apologies to Gloria in Excelsis Deo

Apologies to fans of Gloria in Excelsis Deo, I just couldn’t resist…

Gloria to Gorilla Glue

Angel who just fell from high,

Smashing skull, so sadly wrecked,

You didn’t jump down by yourself!

At least that just what I suspect.

Gloria to Gorilla Glue

Oh irony! You just arrived,

In our humble lodgings meek,

Wings of feather! Wife beguiled!

On tag with price, I fear to peek.

Gloria to Gorilla Glue

Daughters, sweet as sugar be,

Tell me now, why do you smile?

Did you help the Angel fly,

Albeit for a fleeting while!?

Gloria to Gorilla Glue

But dally now, I have not time,

With Gorilla Glue I operate,

Glasses on. Her brains on plate.

Christmas drinks will have to wait.

Gloria to Gorilla Glue

Glory Be!

Oooh aaahh!

Who’d even notice?

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