Apologies to fans of Gloria in Excelsis Deo, I just couldn’t resist…
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Gloria to Gorilla Glue
Angel who just fell from high,
Smashing skull, so sadly wrecked,
You didn’t jump down by yourself!
At least that just what I suspect.
Gloria to Gorilla Glue
Gloria to Gorilla Glue
Oh irony! You just arrived,
In our humble lodgings meek,
Wings of feather! Wife beguiled!
On tag with price, I fear to peek.
Gloria to Gorilla Glue
Gloria to Gorilla Glue
Daughters, sweet as sugar be,
Tell me now, why do you smile?
Did you help the Angel fly,
Albeit for a fleeting while!?
Gloria to Gorilla Glue
Gloria to Gorilla Glue
But dally now, I have not time,
With Gorilla Glue I operate,
Glasses on. Her brains on plate.
Christmas drinks will have to wait.
Gloria to Gorilla Glue
Gloria to Gorilla Glue
