The Back to School Bug

The kids going back to school
Had you grinning like a fool,
But this’ll teach you to be smug,
Its the back to school bug.

Last night their poos were runny and
Now you’re feeling funny…
Oh it’s a proper fascist thug,
The back to school bug.

4am.
Oh! To be finished on this bowl
You’d gladly sell your soul,
Just don’t put down that jug,
Here comes the back to school bug.

By Dermy McNally