A Fun Size Shit

Little Jo got in a tizzy,
When Mum was busy
Chatting over sweet latte.
She did a fun size shit, in the soft ball pit and
Skipped proudly back to play.

The mess got worse,
Jo went into reverse.
She slid over and back and down.
Jo kept playing, ignored kids saying,
“That girl’s dress is brown!”

Jo knew to use the jacks
But where’s the fun in that?
Then Mum threw a proper fit.
Relief for one, was short lived fun
When Jo did the fun size shit.

By Dermy McNally

Note: Inspired by true events (not involving my daughters) at an indoor play area for kids.