A British Mess

A mess and a half.

Brexit Smegzit

Brexit Smegzit! They just don't get it. Slow to the party And the first who legs it.

Who'd have given pre-Brexit odds On this chance fruition, Labour, Torys, the Empire, Its Carry-On-Disintegration!

Brexit down my ears, Brexit up my snout, Vexing Brucking Brexperts. I'm Brexited all out!

Its all chips down as quantitative easing kicks in