The mutilation of the Cadburys Roses Selection Box. Some readers may find this poem distressing. 😉
Roses Coffee Sweet
Humour
Gloria to Gorilla Glue with apologies to Gloria in Excelsis Deo
A new tale of Christmas woe to the air of Gloria in Excelsis Deo
Drumsnot by Brian O’Rourke
And all around wildlife abounds and leaps and creeps and crawls And prowls and scowls and growls and howls, and fights and bites and bawls....
Music in Drumshanbo
Trad,flutes,fiddles, Up for piddles. Back! Alack A drunken singer is Choking the craic!
The Burger Mans Daughter
Here I take the form of Austin Clarkes famed poem and give it a dollop of heavily processed tomato ketchup. I've also gone heavy with the onion.
Stopping Fatty Foods on A Wet Evening
I hope Robert Frost (RIP) has a sense of humour. Here I take his Snowy classic, roll it in batter and deep fat fry it.... #justforgiggles
#CowAppreciationDay
Poor auld sad moo cow. Why so sad ?
Hot off the Tweet Deck…5 July 16
Hot off the Tweet Deck...5 July 16
#SuggestAJobForFarage
Farage must have a new job in mind...
Chris’ Top Gear
On Chris Evans departure from Top Gear...
