The mutilation of the Cadburys Roses Selection Box. Some readers may find this poem distressing. 😉
A new tale of Christmas woe to the air of Gloria in Excelsis Deo
And all around wildlife abounds and leaps and creeps and crawls And prowls and scowls and growls and howls, and fights and bites and bawls....
Trad,flutes,fiddles, Up for piddles. Back! Alack A drunken singer is Choking the craic!
Here I take the form of Austin Clarkes famed poem and give it a dollop of heavily processed tomato ketchup. I've also gone heavy with the onion.
I hope Robert Frost (RIP) has a sense of humour. Here I take his Snowy classic, roll it in batter and deep fat fry it.... #justforgiggles
Poor auld sad moo cow. Why so sad ?
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Farage must have a new job in mind...
On Chris Evans departure from Top Gear...