Such A Plank (A Poem for Mr Enda Kenny)

I vent on the leader of the Irish Government, the Taoiseach Enda Kenny, who just won't take the hint and f*** off.

Ode to Ginger Nuts

Life can be tough. Thank God there's Ginger Nuts.

To stay well heeled, keep eyes peeled...

Laziness / lack of foresight can lead to Greenhouses taking flight. Approach with caution and if windy, please wear helmet.

Trump ain't the only problem...

What every car of the future should have....

The mutilation of the Cadburys Roses Selection Box. Some readers may find this poem distressing. 😉

The Joys of having a strong willed daughter with a dirty laugh.

A tribute to the message of hope and care sent out by the occupation of Apollo House.

A new tale of Christmas woe to the air of Gloria in Excelsis Deo